Is She A Blonde?

I thought it was pronounced C_L_I_T_O_R_I_S!

Ok now that I have your attention.

I was watching the Tube last nite and came upon one of the ads for working the Abs. This brunette was saying that the machine got rid of her fat roll--Only now she is a blond. So the machine not only helps the person slim down, but it dyes their hair for them. Now that is a thoughtful machine. Just goes to show how far technology has come in the last 15 minutes.

Peace--Out!