Great Saying

"I may not be able to fight City Hall, but I can crap on the steps to let them know I was there."

Things That Irritate

We all have things that irritate us and irritate us badly. Mine are:

Dane Cook
Reality TV
Hugh Jackman

Abortion

Have you ever noticed, that the women that are against abortion, you would not want to have sex with them anyway? And why is it that when the child is in the womb it is of paramount concern, but not so much once it is born? Explain that!

Looking For Volunteers

sniff! sniff! Something's burning. Never mind--it is only California!

I my area yesterday, I listen to a Repub candidate talking about needing volunteers to work in the area to help people. I thought and I thought and I finally have it! How nice, Repubs have been wanting to not pay people wages since their inception.

It is not only the GOP that wants free labor, most of the Dems are just as guilty. If these capitalist pigs had their way, no worker would be paid, just exploited tirelessly.

WHY?

This is national pizza month--why? Is there some special reason that pizza should have a speical month? I mean other than you are too f*cking lazy to cook. If that is the reason, why not call it "Lazy F*cks month"?

Who decided this for us? If it was the Congress, who votes on the names of post office, or a stamp, or a thanks for the memories, or other worthless bovine fecal matter. then it is time to have them all killed and start over.

Peace--Love--Dope and $47.50 a week.